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11 Trombone Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Laugh

If you’re like me, you enjoy a good music joke every once in awhile—especially if they make you cringe. Luckily, I have just the list for you. Say “Hello” to several trombone jokes that are sure to make you laugh.

Trombone Jokes List

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  1. What’s the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? It’s easier to improvise on a chainsaw.
  2. How can you make a french horn sound like a trombone? Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes.
  3. What do you call a trombone player in the street? A beggar.
  4. What is a gentleman? Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn’t.
  5. What do you call a documentary about trombone players? A slide show.
  6. What’s so tragic about a minivan with 5 trombones in it, running off the side of a cliff? You could have fit more trombones in it.
  7. Why do people play trombone? Because they can’t move their fingers and read music at the same time.
  8. How do you know when a trombonist is at your door? The doorbell drags.
  9. Why did the trombone player cross the expressway during rush hour? Good question.
  10. What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone? On or off.
  11. What do you call ten trombones at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

And, that’s it! If you have any jokes you’d like to see in this list, feel free to let me know. In the meantime, I linked some funny music merchandise below. Check them out, and always respect the brass!